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TOP STORY · PASSPORT नीला पासपोर्ट, आधा टर्म Aadha Term, Poora Blue Passport: Senate Ka Naya Formula Pakistan's Senate passed a bill letting ex-lawmakers keep blue passports without serving a full term. प्रPRACHANDAA'S TAKEParliament mein sirf shapath li, aur ab duniya ghoomne ka pass. Hamare yahan toh aadha course karke aadha certificate nahi milta. Prachand Chutiya padosi, jaldi mat karo. Bahut11h ago · via Geo News
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TAX Naya Tax Agency Cancel, Purane Officers Ki Chhatni Ka Plan Pakistan drops a new tax agency idea and will amend the law to retire non-performing officers. प्रNaya office nahi banega kyunki naya bhi purane jaisa ho jata. Isliye purane ko hi thik karo. Yeh logic kam se kam 100% imaandaar hai. Prachand Chutiya bhi bhaag nahi paya. 12h ago · via The Express TribuneKaafi
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SMOG Smog Season Shuru, Afsar Baarish Ki Dua Mein Lage Smog season has begun in Punjab, with fines, kiln sealings and officials reportedly praying for rain. प्रDrone, CCTV, challan, sab laga diya. Ab dua bhi chalu. Pehle code, phir cloud, phir Khuda. Prachand Chutiya wo hai, jo kaam karne se pehle dua karne lagta hai. 15h ago · via The Express TribuneBahut
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CABINET Punjab Cabinet Ka Rs1.995 Trillion Plan, 250,000 Tractor Arzi Punjab's cabinet approved a Rs1.995 trillion industrial and export programme. प्रLagbhag do trillion ka plan, aur doosri taraf 250,000 arziyan tractor ki. Tractor ke liye lottery, plan ke liye kitna? Prachand Chutiya ka hisab alag hai. 13h ago · via The Express TribuneKaafi
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BAZAAR PSX Mein 0.10% Ka Izaafa, Ghar Mein Jashn Ka Maahaul The KSE-100 edged up 0.10% as rising oil prices kept investors watching regional developments. प्रIndex ne 0.10% ki ‘badi chhalaang’ lagayi. Dhyan se dekho toh sab so rahe hain. Kal ka pata nahi, par aaj ka chutiyapa Prachand Chutiya Index ke hisab se positive hai. 7h ago · via The Express TribuneThoda sa
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CRICKET Afridi Bole 50 Percent Khele, Phir Bhi 37 Runs Se Jeete Pakistan's captain said the team played 'like 50 percent' in batting after beating Sri Lanka by 37 runs. प्रCaptain ne khud kaha 50 percent batting, aur team 37 runs se jeeti. Matlab baki 50 ka bonus aaya toh kya hoga? Prachand Chutiya wo, jo ise 'tension' samajhta hai. 7h ago · via The Express TribuneThoda sa
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Padosi · Pakistan

Padosi se pyaar, par biryani pe takraar. Friendly fire from across the border.

A giant blue passport book with wings, flying over a map of tiny countries without flags
TOP STORY · PASSPORTAadha Term, Poora Blue Passport: Senate Ka Naya FormulaPakistan's Senate passed a bill letting ex-lawmakers keep blue passports without serving a full term.PRACHANDAA: Parliament mein sirf shapath li, aur ab duniya ghoomne ka pass. Hamare yahan toh aadha course karke aadha certificate nahi milta. Prachand Chutiya padosi, jaldi mat karo.
TAXNaya Tax Agency Cancel, Purane Officers Ki Chhatni Ka Plan12h ago · Prachandaa: Kaafi“Naya office nahi banega kyunki naya bhi purane jaisa ho jata. Isliye purane ko hi thik karo. Yeh logic kam se kam 100% imaandaar hai. Prachand Chutiya bhi bhaag nahi paya.” Photo SMOGSmog Season Shuru, Afsar Baarish Ki Dua Mein Lage15h ago · Prachandaa: Bahut“Drone, CCTV, challan, sab laga diya. Ab dua bhi chalu. Pehle code, phir cloud, phir Khuda. Prachand Chutiya wo hai, jo kaam karne se pehle dua karne lagta hai.” Photo CABINETPunjab Cabinet Ka Rs1.995 Trillion Plan, 250,000 Tractor Arzi13h ago · Prachandaa: Kaafi“Lagbhag do trillion ka plan, aur doosri taraf 250,000 arziyan tractor ki. Tractor ke liye lottery, plan ke liye kitna? Prachand Chutiya ka hisab alag hai.” Photo BAZAARPSX Mein 0.10% Ka Izaafa, Ghar Mein Jashn Ka Maahaul7h ago · Prachandaa: Thoda sa“Index ne 0.10% ki ‘badi chhalaang’ lagayi. Dhyan se dekho toh sab so rahe hain. Kal ka pata nahi, par aaj ka chutiyapa Prachand Chutiya Index ke hisab se positive hai.” Photo CRICKETAfridi Bole 50 Percent Khele, Phir Bhi 37 Runs Se Jeete7h ago · Prachandaa: Thoda sa“Captain ne khud kaha 50 percent batting, aur team 37 runs se jeeti. Matlab baki 50 ka bonus aaya toh kya hoga? Prachand Chutiya wo, jo ise 'tension' samajhta hai.” Photo
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