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TOP STORY · AI ALERT कल के गाय हम Harari Bole Hum Gaay Banenge, Goenka Ne Forward Kiya An industrialist shares a historian's warning that AI could leave humans like cows in a world run by finance. प्रPRACHANDAA'S TAKEGaay ko kam se kam pata hai ki chaara kaun daal raha hai. Hum toh loan ka fine print bhi nahi padhte. Aur dar rahe hain AI se. Prachand Chutiya ki parampara zinda hai. Kaafi1h ago · via The Economic Times
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STATUE WATCH Kittur Ki Rani Ka Haath Gira, Utsav Se Chaar Din Pehle A bronze arm fell off a Kittur statue days before the festival, and officials are still checking why. प्रRani ne angrezon se ladai ki thi, par ek mahine ki baarish aur sarkari dekhrekh se haath chhoot gaya. Prachand Chutiya yahan memorandum hai, jo chaar saal se file mein so raha hai. 1h ago · via The HinduBahut
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DUSSEHRA Ravan Ke Saath Cockroach Bhi Jalega, Dipke Ne Kaha Shukriya A Delhi Ramlila committee will burn a cockroach effigy, and the Cockroach Janta Party thanks it for publicity. प्रCommittee ne cockroach jalaya, party ne dhanyavaad kiya. Isse zyada professional PR agency Delhi mein nahi milti. Prachand Chutiya yahan koi nahi, sab apna kaam kar rahe hain. 2h ago · via The Times of IndiaBahut
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ZAMEEN Yusuf Pathan Ko Wahi Plot, Jis Par Court Ne Kaha Haq Nahi Gujarat has approved allotting a disputed Vadodara plot to Yusuf Pathan after a long legal fight. प्रCourt ne kaha haq nahi hai. Sarkar ne kaha policy hai. Plot wahi, sirf kagaz badla. Prachand Chutiya wo hai jo 2012 se ginti kar raha hai. 2h ago · via Hindustan TimesBahut
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BISCUIT BANNED Priyagold Biscuit Mein Cattle Feed Bran? Nepal Ne Band Kiya Nepal banned Priyagold biscuits after India's food regulator began proceedings over alleged violations. प्रBiscuit mein bran, wo bhi cattle feed wala. Chai mein dubo ke khao toh bhains bhi bole 'yeh toh mera menu hai.' Prachand Chutiya wo hai jo label nahi padhta. 2h ago · via MintBahut
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UDAAN Mumbai Airport Bola Navi Mumbai Chalo, Airlines Bole Nahi Bhaiya Airlines are resisting a shift of international flights to Navi Mumbai while Terminal 1 is rebuilt. प्रAirport bola 'voluntary discussion.' Airlines bole 'hamne haan nahi kaha.' Hindi mein ise kehte hain: dono taraf ka dost banne ki koshish, aur dono taraf Prachand Chutiya. 1h ago · via MintKaafi
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DAL BADAL UDP Ke Barah MLA Mein Se Ek Bacha, Baaki Sab Merge Meghalaya's UDP, which lost eight MLAs to the BJP, is set to lose three more to the NPP. प्रBachi hui party ka president ab apni hi party ka akela supporter hai. Ye party nahi, solo trip hai. Prachand Chutiya wo, jo ise 'Democratic' bolta hai. 1h ago · via The HinduPrachand
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IPO 228 Rupaye Ka GB Ab 7.5 Ka, IPO Lagbhag 10 Lakh Crore As Jio Platforms opens a ₹30,213 crore IPO, a look at how data prices fell and valuations rose. प्रData sasta karke sabko aadat lagayi, ab aadat ka IPO. Yeh business model nahi, subah ki chai hai. Prachand Chutiya hum, jo 43.7 GB mahine mein Reels dekhte hain. 6h ago · via The Economic TimesKaafi
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Desh · India

Apna desh, apna chutiyapa. India's freshest blunders, served daily.

A cartoon cow wearing a tie and glasses studying a giant stock chart
TOP STORY · AI ALERTHarari Bole Hum Gaay Banenge, Goenka Ne Forward KiyaAn industrialist shares a historian's warning that AI could leave humans like cows in a world run by finance.PRACHANDAA: Gaay ko kam se kam pata hai ki chaara kaun daal raha hai. Hum toh loan ka fine print bhi nahi padhte. Aur dar rahe hain AI se. Prachand Chutiya ki parampara zinda hai.
STATUE WATCHKittur Ki Rani Ka Haath Gira, Utsav Se Chaar Din Pehle1h ago · Prachandaa: Bahut“Rani ne angrezon se ladai ki thi, par ek mahine ki baarish aur sarkari dekhrekh se haath chhoot gaya. Prachand Chutiya yahan memorandum hai, jo chaar saal se file mein so raha hai.” Photo DUSSEHRARavan Ke Saath Cockroach Bhi Jalega, Dipke Ne Kaha Shukriya2h ago · Prachandaa: Bahut“Committee ne cockroach jalaya, party ne dhanyavaad kiya. Isse zyada professional PR agency Delhi mein nahi milti. Prachand Chutiya yahan koi nahi, sab apna kaam kar rahe hain.” Photo ZAMEENYusuf Pathan Ko Wahi Plot, Jis Par Court Ne Kaha Haq Nahi2h ago · Prachandaa: Bahut“Court ne kaha haq nahi hai. Sarkar ne kaha policy hai. Plot wahi, sirf kagaz badla. Prachand Chutiya wo hai jo 2012 se ginti kar raha hai.” Photo BISCUIT BANNEDPriyagold Biscuit Mein Cattle Feed Bran? Nepal Ne Band Kiya2h ago · Prachandaa: Bahut“Biscuit mein bran, wo bhi cattle feed wala. Chai mein dubo ke khao toh bhains bhi bole 'yeh toh mera menu hai.' Prachand Chutiya wo hai jo label nahi padhta.” Photo UDAANMumbai Airport Bola Navi Mumbai Chalo, Airlines Bole Nahi Bhaiya1h ago · Prachandaa: Kaafi“Airport bola 'voluntary discussion.' Airlines bole 'hamne haan nahi kaha.' Hindi mein ise kehte hain: dono taraf ka dost banne ki koshish, aur dono taraf Prachand Chutiya.” Photo DAL BADALUDP Ke Barah MLA Mein Se Ek Bacha, Baaki Sab Merge1h ago · Prachandaa: Prachand“Bachi hui party ka president ab apni hi party ka akela supporter hai. Ye party nahi, solo trip hai. Prachand Chutiya wo, jo ise 'Democratic' bolta hai.” Photo IPO228 Rupaye Ka GB Ab 7.5 Ka, IPO Lagbhag 10 Lakh Crore6h ago · Prachandaa: Kaafi“Data sasta karke sabko aadat lagayi, ab aadat ka IPO. Yeh business model nahi, subah ki chai hai. Prachand Chutiya hum, jo 43.7 GB mahine mein Reels dekhte hain.” Photo
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