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TOP STORY · AGENT ALERT AI एजेंट, अंदर का दुश्मन Microsoft Bola AI Agent Par Bharosa Mat Karo, Humse Khareedo Microsoft launched Guardian Agents while warning that AI agents can behave like insider threats. प्रPRACHANDAA'S TAKEPehle AI becha, ab AI ki nigrani becho. Dono taraf se dukaan chalani hai. Prachand Chutiya wo, jo dono bills bharta hai. Bahut12h ago · via TechCrunch
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DUMB TV Log AI Se Smart TV Ko Wapas Dumb Bana Rahe Hain Developers are using AI agents to strip ads, tracking and bloatware from smart TVs. प्रCompany ne TV smart banaya, aap ne AI se dumb banwa liya. Ab dono ka paisa barabar. Prachand Chutiya wo, jo ad dekhne ke liye TV kharidta hai. 18h ago · via TechCrunchKaafi
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LOUDCASTING UK PM Ki Jung: Bus Mein Speaker Par Chalega Sau Pound Ka Challan Andy Burnham has launched a campaign against loud phone audio on public transport, with fines of up to £100. प्रSau pound ka challan speaker par. Ab bhai, Facebook slop headphone mein dekho. Prachand Chutiya wo, jo poori bus ko apna playlist sunata hai. 4h ago · via The GuardianKaafi
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GADGET Googlebook Review: Hardware Top, Software Abhi Kaccha A Guardian review calls Google's new £999 laptops 'woefully underbaked' despite excellent hardware. प्रLaptop hazaar pound ka, software abhi kaccha. Matlab thali sone ki, aur dal abhi pak rahi hai. Prachand Chutiya wo, jo beta-tester banne ke liye paisa deta hai. 4h ago · via The GuardianKaafi
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SHARES Musk Ka Ek Share Har Bachche Ko, Trump Account Mein Musk promised one SpaceX share for every US child; Trump says it goes into Trump Accounts. प्रEk share, har bachche ko. Pehle bachche ko share, phir bachche ko pata chalega ki share kya hota hai. Prachand Chutiya wo, jo godh bharai mein bhi stock options deta hai. 11h ago · via The VergeBahut
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GOOD NEWS Colorado Mein Elk Ko Pul, Tabadla 91% Kam Takkar A Colorado wildlife overpass has cut vehicle-animal collisions by 91% in ten months. प्रSarkar ne 15 million mein pul banaya aur elk ne use diya. Hamare yahan pul banta hai toh pehle gir jata hai. Prachand Chutiya wo, jo ise boring khabar kehta hai. 11h ago · via The GuardianThoda sa
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Duniya · World

Chutiyapa has no borders. Proof from everywhere else.

A robot clerk wearing a badge sits at a desk with a magnifying glass held by a larger robot guard
TOP STORY · AGENT ALERTMicrosoft Bola AI Agent Par Bharosa Mat Karo, Humse KhareedoMicrosoft launched Guardian Agents while warning that AI agents can behave like insider threats.PRACHANDAA: Pehle AI becha, ab AI ki nigrani becho. Dono taraf se dukaan chalani hai. Prachand Chutiya wo, jo dono bills bharta hai.
DUMB TVLog AI Se Smart TV Ko Wapas Dumb Bana Rahe Hain18h ago · Prachandaa: Kaafi“Company ne TV smart banaya, aap ne AI se dumb banwa liya. Ab dono ka paisa barabar. Prachand Chutiya wo, jo ad dekhne ke liye TV kharidta hai.” Photo LOUDCASTINGUK PM Ki Jung: Bus Mein Speaker Par Chalega Sau Pound Ka Challan4h ago · Prachandaa: Kaafi“Sau pound ka challan speaker par. Ab bhai, Facebook slop headphone mein dekho. Prachand Chutiya wo, jo poori bus ko apna playlist sunata hai.” Photo GADGETGooglebook Review: Hardware Top, Software Abhi Kaccha4h ago · Prachandaa: Kaafi“Laptop hazaar pound ka, software abhi kaccha. Matlab thali sone ki, aur dal abhi pak rahi hai. Prachand Chutiya wo, jo beta-tester banne ke liye paisa deta hai.” Photo SHARESMusk Ka Ek Share Har Bachche Ko, Trump Account Mein11h ago · Prachandaa: Bahut“Ek share, har bachche ko. Pehle bachche ko share, phir bachche ko pata chalega ki share kya hota hai. Prachand Chutiya wo, jo godh bharai mein bhi stock options deta hai.” Photo GOOD NEWSColorado Mein Elk Ko Pul, Tabadla 91% Kam Takkar11h ago · Prachandaa: Thoda sa“Sarkar ne 15 million mein pul banaya aur elk ne use diya. Hamare yahan pul banta hai toh pehle gir jata hai. Prachand Chutiya wo, jo ise boring khabar kehta hai.” Photo
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