Punjab Cabinet Ka Rs1.995 Trillion Plan, 250,000 Tractor Arzi
The Punjab cabinet on Monday approved key features of an industrial development and export promotion programme envisaging investment of Rs1.995 trillion and more than 162,000 jobs. It includes Rs1.089 trillion from the provincial government and Rs906 billion from the private sector, according to the briefing by Senior Minister Marriyum Aurangzeb.
The cabinet approved Rs9.5b for 10,000 high-powered tractors under the Green Tractor Programme. More than 250,000 applications have been received and around 25,000 tractors delivered so far. It also approved Rs60b for the Apni Chhat, Apna Ghar loan programme, 1,500 electric buses at tehsil level, and hosting the 14th South Asian Games.
Dekho babu, Punjab cabinet ne ek hi baithak mein industry, tractor, ghar, bijli, bus, aur South Asian Games sab approve kar diya. Matlab cabinet nahi, bufet tha. Plate mein sab kuch daalo, aur pachane ka kaam janta par chhodo.
Mazedaar aankde suniye: 250,000 arziyan aayi, 25,000 tractor ab tak mile. Matlab har das mein se ek ka sapna poora hua, baaki nau ke liye 'process mein hai.' Hamare yahan bhi tractor sabke paas hai, bas saath mein ek line mein khade rehne ka waqt bhi. Fir bhi cousin se kehna padega: bhai, plan bahut accha hai, bas apna number aa jaye.
FINAL VERDICTPadosi Punjab ko Golden Chappal Award for Ambitious Planning: ek plate mein sab kuch, aur tractor ka number lagbhag 10th. Prachand Chutiya wo, jo line mein khade hokar muskurata hai.