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Musk promised one SpaceX share for every US child; Trump says it goes into Trump Accounts.

President Donald Trump announced that Elon Musk's SpaceX shares for children will be given through Trump Accounts. Musk said earlier that he would give one of his SpaceX shares to “every kid in America” sometime next year. Musk thanked Trump Account booster Brad Gerstner for “helping enable this”, and Trump appeared to confirm the plan in a post on Truth Social.

Given the value of SpaceX's stock on Friday, 72 million shares would be worth approximately $10.5 billion, according to CNBC. “This will be the first of many,” Musk said. Michael and Susan Dell, Ray and Barbara Dalio, Gerstner and SpaceX president Gwynne Shotwell have also promised contributions to Trump Accounts. The White House said over 70 million accounts have been created.

Ek share, har bachche ko. Pehle bachche ko share, phir bachche ko pata chalega ki share kya hota hai. Prachand Chutiya wo, jo godh bharai mein bhi stock options deta hai.

Dekho babu, Musk saab ne kaha ki har bachche ko ek share dunga. Aur Trump saab ne kaha 'mere account mein daalo.' Matlab donon ne mil kar share ko gift-wrap kiya, aur chhota sa label laga diya: 'Trump Accounts.' Bhai, naam mein branding bhi shamil hai. Gazab chutiyapa hai.

72 million shares, lagbhag $10.5 billion. Itna dena kya bada baat? Isse bada toh mera mama deta hai, jab bhanje ko shaadi par ek aur shagun ka lifafa. Fark yeh ki mama lifafa ke saath advice bhi deta hai. Musk bole 'yeh toh pehla hai, aur bhi aayenge.' Yaani bachche ke account mein ab EMI nahi, 'next cheque' ka intezaar chalega.

FINAL VERDICTPrachand Chutiya Premium Subscription: us sabko, jo Trump Account mein 'Elon' ka share dekh kar bachche se pehle apna naam likhwa leta hai. Faisla: gift mubarak, naam bhi mubarak.