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Andy Burnham has launched a campaign against loud phone audio on public transport, with fines of up to £100.

Prime Minister Andy Burnham has launched a campaign against “loudcasting”, or “headphone dodging”, the habit of playing sound from phones at full volume on public transport. He announced a nationwide campaign encouraging people to plug in headphones, under the slogan “share the carriage, not the noise”.

Burnham also announced new guidance to help local transport authorities introduce fines of up to £100 for nuisance behaviour such as vaping, littering and playing loud music or videos on buses. He said, “It’s a simple thing, but one that will make journeys that little bit better for all of us.” The Guardian's First Edition newsletter noted few voices had suggested he should concentrate on more important matters.

Sau pound ka challan speaker par. Ab bhai, Facebook slop headphone mein dekho. Prachand Chutiya wo, jo poori bus ko apna playlist sunata hai.

Dekho babu, Britain ka PM ab bus mein baji awaaz se ladne nikla hai. Hum Hindustani yeh sunke bolenge ki 'achha hua', kyunki hamare yahan toh train mein koi uncle video call par poora ghar dikhata hai. Par PM ka nishana wahi: chhota sa, par roz ka dard.

Humko mazaa isme aaya ki Guardian waale khud likh rahe hain ki log keh nahi rahe ki PM ko bade kaam par dhyaan dena chahiye. Matlab public itni thak chuki hai ki kisi bhi baat par haan keh deti hai, jab tak wo baat 'shor band karo' ho. Asli solution toh woh hai: pehle apni awaaz kam karo, phir sarkar ki. Hum samjha rahe hain.

FINAL VERDICTPrachand Chutiya Award for Public Peace: us aadmi ko, jo bus mein Reels ki awaaz pe poori janta ka sampark nibhata hai. Faisla: £100 aur ek lambi khamoshi.