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A Delhi Ramlila committee will burn a cockroach effigy, and the Cockroach Janta Party thanks it for publicity.

Cockroach Janta Party founder Abhijeet Dipke thanked the organisers of a Delhi Dussehra event “for the free publicity” after a 30-foot cockroach effigy was planned to be burnt alongside those of Ravana, Kumbhakarna and Meghnad. The Shri Keshav Ramlila Committee will hold the burning at its grounds in Pitampura on October 20.

Committee president Ashok Goel Devaraha, a BJP MLA from Model Town, said the effigy was meant to symbolise filth and reinforce the triumph of good over evil. He denied that the decision was politically motivated and said it aligned with the Swachh Bharat and Swachh Delhi campaigns. The committee had earlier burnt effigies representing Naxalism and terrorism.

Committee ne cockroach jalaya, party ne dhanyavaad kiya. Isse zyada professional PR agency Delhi mein nahi milti. Prachand Chutiya yahan koi nahi, sab apna kaam kar rahe hain.

Dekho babu, Ramlila committee keh rahi hai ki yeh political nahi hai, safai ka message hai. Bilkul. Aur Ravan ke saath jo teesra puttla jalega, wo bhi sirf coincidence hai. Duniya mein coincidence se zyada imaandaar cheez koi nahi.

Aur dekhiye Dipke ji ko. Unhone kaha 'free publicity ke liye shukriya.' Matlab jis cheez ko jalane ka plan tha, usi ne jalane waalon ko dhanyavaad bol diya. Yeh toh woh level hai jahan bhains bole 'dhanyavaad, aap ne mujhe doodh dene ka mauka diya.' Hum bas dekh rahe hain aur soch rahe hain ki prachand chutiyagiri ka copyright kiske paas hai.

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