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Padosi se pyaar, par biryani pe takraar. Friendly fire from across the border.

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TOP STORY · ECONOMY तारीख़ पर तारीख़ IMF Ka Chautha Deadline Gaya, Pakistan Ko Naya Mila IMF wants SOE laws fixed by mid-November for a $1 billion tranche after a fourth missed deadline. प्रPRACHANDAA'S TAKEPadosi bhai, chauthi deadline bhi nikal gayi. Ab IMF ne mid-November di hai. Tareekh badalne mein itni mahaarat kisi aur ko nahi. Prachand Chutiya Calendar. Bahut22h ago · via The Express Tribune
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TAX 100 Ne Return Bhara, 2,593 Ne Naam Likhaya, FBR Ne Notice Chuna FBR plans Rs150,000 penalty notices after only 100 of 2,593 registered retailers filed returns. प्र2,593 ne register kiya, sirf 100 ne return bhara. FBR ka jawab: Rs150,000 ka notice. Padosi bhai, beta pass hone ka tareeka yeh nahi hota. Prachand Chutiya Tax Scheme. 22h ago · via The Express TribuneBahut
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ECONOMY Kisan Ka Tax: GDP Dekhoge Ya Jeb? Experts Ne Poochha Experts say GDP share is no yardstick for farm tax; wheat sold well below the announced price. प्रSarkar ne gehun ka bhaav Rs4,000 bataya, kisan ne bechna pada kam mein. Ab tax usi bhaav ka? Padosi bhai, kagaz ka dhan tax nahi hota. Prachand Chutiya GDP. 22h ago · via The Express TribuneKaafi
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ENERGY Gas Ka Pool Bhara Hai, Pakistan Aur Qatar Contract Dobara Dekhenge Pakistan and Qatar agree to review an LNG contract amid a gas glut; surplus cargoes are being diverted. प्रGas zyada, zarurat kam, bill take-or-pay. Padosi bhai, dukaan ne bola 'saaman lo ya paise do', aur dono ho gaye. Prachand Chutiya Take-or-Pay. 22h ago · via The Express TribuneBahut
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FUEL Petrol Rs396.65: Roz Thoda Badhta, Roz Thoda Ghatta, Roz Khabar Petrol up Rs1.82 to Rs396.65 per litre and diesel down 91 paisas under Pakistan's daily pricing. प्रRoz bhaav badalta hai, shops 9 baje band, par home delivery chalu. Padosi bhai, scooter dauda toh petrol bachta hai kya? Prachand Chutiya Math. Yesterday · via The Express TribuneKaafi
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Padosi · Pakistan

Padosi se pyaar, par biryani pe takraar. Friendly fire from across the border.

A bank vault with blank calendar pages torn off and drifting away in the wind
TOP STORY · ECONOMYIMF Ka Chautha Deadline Gaya, Pakistan Ko Naya MilaIMF wants SOE laws fixed by mid-November for a $1 billion tranche after a fourth missed deadline.PRACHANDAA: Padosi bhai, chauthi deadline bhi nikal gayi. Ab IMF ne mid-November di hai. Tareekh badalne mein itni mahaarat kisi aur ko nahi. Prachand Chutiya Calendar.
TAX100 Ne Return Bhara, 2,593 Ne Naam Likhaya, FBR Ne Notice Chuna22h ago · Prachandaa: Bahut“2,593 ne register kiya, sirf 100 ne return bhara. FBR ka jawab: Rs150,000 ka notice. Padosi bhai, beta pass hone ka tareeka yeh nahi hota. Prachand Chutiya Tax Scheme.” Photo ECONOMYKisan Ka Tax: GDP Dekhoge Ya Jeb? Experts Ne Poochha22h ago · Prachandaa: Kaafi“Sarkar ne gehun ka bhaav Rs4,000 bataya, kisan ne bechna pada kam mein. Ab tax usi bhaav ka? Padosi bhai, kagaz ka dhan tax nahi hota. Prachand Chutiya GDP.” Photo ENERGYGas Ka Pool Bhara Hai, Pakistan Aur Qatar Contract Dobara Dekhenge22h ago · Prachandaa: Bahut“Gas zyada, zarurat kam, bill take-or-pay. Padosi bhai, dukaan ne bola 'saaman lo ya paise do', aur dono ho gaye. Prachand Chutiya Take-or-Pay.” Photo FUELPetrol Rs396.65: Roz Thoda Badhta, Roz Thoda Ghatta, Roz KhabarYesterday · Prachandaa: Kaafi“Roz bhaav badalta hai, shops 9 baje band, par home delivery chalu. Padosi bhai, scooter dauda toh petrol bachta hai kya? Prachand Chutiya Math.” Photo
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