Microsoft Bola AI Agent Par Bharosa Mat Karo, Humse Khareedo
Microsoft on Monday introduced new security features, including Guardian Agents, to monitor the AI agents a company uses. CEO Satya Nadella has warned in his private blog that enterprises should stop trusting AI model providers, even if they offer assurances of safety. “We simply can’t outsource responsibility for what intelligence does on our behalf,” he wrote.
Security business chief Hayete Gallot wrote, “Unfortunately, frontier models, regardless of their origin, cannot be trusted,” adding that this is because they are unpredictable, not malicious. TechCrunch noted the move is both surprising, since Microsoft has invested in OpenAI and Anthropic, and self-serving, since Microsoft wants enterprises to buy agent security products from it rather than from the AI labs.
Dekho babu, Microsoft ne kaha ki frontier models par bharosa nahi karna. Aur isi Microsoft ne unhi companies mein paisa lagaya hai. Matlab apne ghar ke baccho ko ghar mein ghusne ka license diya, aur ab darwaza naya bech rahe hain. Gazab ka business mind hai, hum samjha rahe hain.
Aur Nadella ji ka quote suniye: 'supply of intelligence ko authority se alag karo.' Matlab chor ka chor alag, chowkidar ka chowkidar alag. Ab chowkidar bhi Microsoft ka hai. TechCrunch ne khud likha hai ki logic sound hai, par self-serving bhi hai. Humko toh woh kahawat yaad aati hai: dukaan wahi, bas boards do. Ek par 'bhoot' ka darr, doosre par 'bhoot bhagane wala'.
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