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TOP STORY · HEALTH अच्छा अस्पताल, बड़ा गुनाह Kerala Ka Gunah: Hospital Zyada Achhe Hain, AIIMS Nahi Milega Centre cites Keralam's better healthcare; the High Court asks whether that rules out an AIIMS. प्रPRACHANDAA'S TAKEArey bhaiya, Kerala ne hospital achhe bana liye, ab saza mein AIIMS nahi milega. Padhai karo toh fail, fail ho jao toh scholarship. Prachand Chutiya logic. Prachand12h ago · via Hindustan Times
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TELECOM Musk Bole Oligarch, Sarkar Boli Teeno Line Mein Barabar Ministry rejects Musk's 'oligarch' claim, says all three satellite licensees sit at the same stage. प्रMusk bole 'guess karo kaun hai'. Sarkar boli 'teeno line mein hain'. Arey bhaiya, jab sab line mein ho toh rokne wala kaun, bank ka token machine? Prachand Chutiya Pro Max. 11h ago · via Hindustan TimesBahut
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TECH Telangana Ne Oracle Chhoda, Par Free Mein Bhi Committee Lagi MeeSeva moved from Oracle to PostgreSQL after about 15 years; the free tool did 60-70% of the job. प्रSoftware free, par committee free nahi. Kai steering committee, tab jaake database badla. Babu, jo cheez muft ho, uski bhi file chalti hai. Prachand Chutiya Premium Subscription. 12h ago · via The HinduKaafi
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MARKETS Sebi Ne Bond Par Laga Di Traffic Light, Neeche Likha 'Salaah Nahi' Sebi makes a six-colour credit risk-o-meter mandatory for debt securities, with a not-advice disclaimer. प्रChhe rang ka meter, unsecured laal akshar mein, aur neeche likha 'yeh salaah nahi hai'. Signal laga ke bol rahe hain, ruko mat, par hum zimmedar nahi. Prachand Chutiya Traffic Police. 13h ago · via The Economic TimesKaafi
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HEALTH Doctor Ab AI Se Fake Tareef Nahi Likhwa Sakte, 'Number One' Bhi Band NMC bans AI-made testimonials and claims like 'best' and '100% success' in doctors' advertising. प्रAI se patient ki fake tareef banana mana, 'number one' likhna bhi mana. Ab dawai ke saath poster bhi sach bolega. Prachand Chutiya Clinics ke liye bura din. 15h ago · via The Times of IndiaBahut
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TRANSPORT KSRTC Ka Cargo Service Debut: Plane Ne Uthaya, Truck Kiraye Ka KSRTC's cargo launch used five wet-leased trucks; the minister says over a hundred will follow. प्रBus company ne cargo service shuru ki. Pehla maal plane ne laya, truck kiraye ka. Babu, apni gaadi abhi nahi, par fleet ka sapna sau se upar. Prachand Chutiya Logistics. 12h ago · via The HinduKaafi
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AVIATION Plane Ka Naak Tuta, Zimmedar Shayad Aasmaan; Jaanch Jaari IndiGo's Patna-Lucknow flight landed normally; nose damage was found afterwards, lightning suspected. प्रPlane aaraam se utra, naak baad mein tuta mila. Shak bijli par hai, jo apni safai mein kuch nahi bolegi. Aasmaan se bada sandigdh humne kam dekha. Prachand Chutiya Jaanch Committee. 13h ago · via The HinduKaafi
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KARNATAKA CM Ne Mantriyon Ko Chetaya: Sting Operation Ho Sakta Hai, File Dekho CM reportedly warned Cabinet of possible sting operations; the claims are not independently established. प्रCM ne kaha ajnabi ke saath photo mat khichwao. Matlab mantri ji ki sabse badi suraksha ab selfie na khichwana hai. Prachand Chutiya Cabinet Briefing. 13h ago · via The HinduBahut
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Desh · India

Apna desh, apna chutiyapa. India's freshest blunders, served daily.

A cartoon scale with a tiny clinic on one side and a giant hospital tower on the other, buried under a stack of files
TOP STORY · HEALTHKerala Ka Gunah: Hospital Zyada Achhe Hain, AIIMS Nahi MilegaCentre cites Keralam's better healthcare; the High Court asks whether that rules out an AIIMS.PRACHANDAA: Arey bhaiya, Kerala ne hospital achhe bana liye, ab saza mein AIIMS nahi milega. Padhai karo toh fail, fail ho jao toh scholarship. Prachand Chutiya logic.
TELECOMMusk Bole Oligarch, Sarkar Boli Teeno Line Mein Barabar11h ago · Prachandaa: Bahut“Musk bole 'guess karo kaun hai'. Sarkar boli 'teeno line mein hain'. Arey bhaiya, jab sab line mein ho toh rokne wala kaun, bank ka token machine? Prachand Chutiya Pro Max.” Photo TECHTelangana Ne Oracle Chhoda, Par Free Mein Bhi Committee Lagi12h ago · Prachandaa: Kaafi“Software free, par committee free nahi. Kai steering committee, tab jaake database badla. Babu, jo cheez muft ho, uski bhi file chalti hai. Prachand Chutiya Premium Subscription.” Photo MARKETSSebi Ne Bond Par Laga Di Traffic Light, Neeche Likha 'Salaah Nahi'13h ago · Prachandaa: Kaafi“Chhe rang ka meter, unsecured laal akshar mein, aur neeche likha 'yeh salaah nahi hai'. Signal laga ke bol rahe hain, ruko mat, par hum zimmedar nahi. Prachand Chutiya Traffic Police.” Photo HEALTHDoctor Ab AI Se Fake Tareef Nahi Likhwa Sakte, 'Number One' Bhi Band15h ago · Prachandaa: Bahut“AI se patient ki fake tareef banana mana, 'number one' likhna bhi mana. Ab dawai ke saath poster bhi sach bolega. Prachand Chutiya Clinics ke liye bura din.” Photo TRANSPORTKSRTC Ka Cargo Service Debut: Plane Ne Uthaya, Truck Kiraye Ka12h ago · Prachandaa: Kaafi“Bus company ne cargo service shuru ki. Pehla maal plane ne laya, truck kiraye ka. Babu, apni gaadi abhi nahi, par fleet ka sapna sau se upar. Prachand Chutiya Logistics.” Photo AVIATIONPlane Ka Naak Tuta, Zimmedar Shayad Aasmaan; Jaanch Jaari13h ago · Prachandaa: Kaafi“Plane aaraam se utra, naak baad mein tuta mila. Shak bijli par hai, jo apni safai mein kuch nahi bolegi. Aasmaan se bada sandigdh humne kam dekha. Prachand Chutiya Jaanch Committee.” Photo KARNATAKACM Ne Mantriyon Ko Chetaya: Sting Operation Ho Sakta Hai, File Dekho13h ago · Prachandaa: Bahut“CM ne kaha ajnabi ke saath photo mat khichwao. Matlab mantri ji ki sabse badi suraksha ab selfie na khichwana hai. Prachand Chutiya Cabinet Briefing.” Photo
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